windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared
Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
If you can rock a beanie , you can rock me in bed
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
why did i wake up
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.