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memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

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thatfunnyblog:

me

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

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officialfrenchtoast:

jesus-take-the-feels:

offficialfrenchtoast:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

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xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

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honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

150,735 notes

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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Strawberry & Matcha tea macarons(by SweetAlmond)

rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

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kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

127,877 notes

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

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