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imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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babby saying its first words

cheimin:

babby: m-m-m-m-m-m

mother: mama? =)

babby: M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M

mom: wtf

baby: MANRAY!!!!

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girlsgetbusyzine:

FED UP
armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL
gottacatchemall:

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

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"Ok so why the fuck….."Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

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"The best part of a relationship is getting to call the person, or lay down next to them, and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about. It’s not about sex, it’s not about the money they give you, it’s not about how good looking they are, it’s about them listening to you talk for hours and hours and hours, about stupid shit that doesn’t matter."Tegan Quin  (via deliriosity)

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